meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle, via covocal)

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via covocal)

inories:

I need time for me, just me, no one else.

(via covocal)

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via borinq)

officialwhitegirls:

on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea image

(via a-not-so-punk-punk-rocker)

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

(via orgasm)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(via momjeans2014)